WARNING: This story is not for those who have a weak stomach.
Yesterday was one for the books. We started out at the library for story time and a quick trip to Sam's Club. When we got home, I fed the boys lunch. Braxton was practically laying on the table ASKING to take a nap. I was giddy with joy at this request because naps are nearly extinct in our house. We read a few stories, I tucked them in, and I began to enjoy a semi-quiet house.
I could hear them talking and playing up there (totally normal). After about 30 minutes I hear Braxton yelling "Brennan's got to go potty". I ran up the stairs to find 2 naked boys. I took them to the bathroom....they did not have to go. I put diapers back on them, tucked them back in and continued some cleaning.
Another 30 minutes go by and I hear Braxton yelling "I pooped-ed! I pooped-ed!" I ran up the stairs to find Braxton wearing a diaper and Brennan in the buff. I went to grab some wipes to change Brax, and when I came back in the room (15 seconds later) Brennan had gone #1 and #2 ON THE FLOOR. I was in shock. I mean, SERIOUSLY?
As if that wasn't bad enough, Braxton began gagging at the sight of Brennan's "work". This is not unusual. Braxton and Brennan gag easily. However, this was the first time that the gagging led to THROWING UP. Now Brennan is yelling " Braxton puked-ed. He puked-ed Mommy." (they add and extra -ed to everything)
Now, I had to figure out a plan to clean this up. Where does one begin? I chose to clean up Brennan first. Doing so caused the toilet to back up. ( I know, this is special) Then, I tackled Braxton's contribution. In the mean time, Colton decides that THIS would be a dandy time to wake up from his nap! All of this happened in approximately 3 and a half minutes.
So all I can say now is TGIF! I am looking forward to my college roommates coming into town!